Via the InsideGoogle blog is a Google video of people driving exactly at the speed limit and annoying everyone. Watch towards the end where they come over the rise of the hill. Reminds me of Convoy. This could easily be done in Ireland. 🙂
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CommentCasting has been born. Well done to Robin Blandford on this and it really looks like a good addition to podcasting. What I especially like about it is that it doesn’t require a broadband connection to interact with a podcast or the website it is hosted on. I bet there’ll be lots of uses for this technology that Robin never considered. That’s one of the things I love about tech evolution.
Odeo brought about a voicemail type application where people can leave audio messages on your blog or under your podcast but this confines it to people with a computer and a broadband connection. Not very handy for those on the move listening to podcasts on their iPod.
One idea I suggested to Robin is some kind of “You’re a Star” style competition where people can ring in and sing their song down the phoneline and it is automatically uploaded to a website where people can log on and rate the song. The same could be done for poetry. Read your poetry down the line and upload it to a poetry website. Lots of people don’t have microphones on their pcs. This is a handy way to upload.
Another application: Having Robin’s service available during the Dublin riots for live or very near live reporting would have been well worth a listen. Stick little dots on Google Maps too so you can listen to the commentary from different locations during the riots. Imagine if Robin had this service available during special events that were taking place where people could, there and then, make comments or give running commentaries.
Again, well done on this Robin.
Via Digg is the story that there’ll be Apples in every Primary School in Ireland by 2007. Sounds like a lot of FUD to me. The FIS website says nothing about it either and the Apple FIS page doesn’t directly quote Mary Hanafin There is also nothing on the Dept. of Education Press page about this. I should think the Minister would want some of the press glory if this were true. Google Mary Hanafin and FIS or Apple. Nothing comes back. I think this is pure marketing bull. Can anyone find me any additional information on this? Maybe there’s a press embargo in place?
Update: Kate in the comments verifies that this is bogus. Thanks Kate.
Sunday Times tells Dublin riot investigators to Bring It On. The Times won’t hand over unpublished photos or interviews of the Dublin riots.
But ordinary citizens who witnessed what happened on Oâ€™Connell Street are under no legal obligation to assist the gardai with their inquiries. As newspapers, we ask for nothing more than that we are allowed to exercise that right.
In the same paper McDowell talks about the new privacy and defamation laws. Looks like the press council is on the way too. The defamation bill is interesting and from what I’ve heard there’s not going to be anything in it to protect what people say online. I’m sure Bernard from Running With Bulls will be disappointed.
What does your phonenumber spell? Mine was not very entertaining or sensical.
Handy tool for downloading vids from YouTube, Google Video, iFilm and more. Tried this last night and works well.
Tour details of the Wolves in the Walls. Really want to go and see this musical.
Burbank, Sunday 26th March 2006
Hollywood insiders today confirmed previous rumours that Hollywood is funding scientific research into finding new genetic diseases and other medical conditions. Like naming new stars after your loved one, Hollywood likes to name diseases and conditions after famous actors and actresses. These new value added namings mean that as well as celebrity endorsements of these conditions such as Michael J. Fox’s support of Parkinsons and Joe Pesci’s support of fucking cunting Tourettes syndrome, Hollywood now wants diseases named after celebrities. “This all started when Lou Gherig conveniently got a disease that was fairly unknown and so in a coup for his PR team, they had the disease renamed. ” said Arnold Zonoplast a disease facilitating agent in North Hollywood.
Zonoplast continued “Nowadays though thanks to the Internet and greater information sharing with scientists, the new diseases they discover are becoming wildly known before we can come in and ‘namerize’ them. To combat these we have started to sponsor research labs.” In a unqiue deal some research facilities are now even taking percentages of upcoming films, hoping for a windfall that will ensure a speedier discovery of a biological abnormality. In one recent deal signing a famous action star with political aspirations was quoted as saying “Fuck your star on some street where someone walks over you, I want a legacy where sick people will always be thinking of me.”
It is thought that Courtney Love’s agent are anxiously looking forward to the discovery of a new venerial disease while Tom Cruise’s people are awaiting confirmation of a neurotic condition that cannot be treated using psychology.
In other news Piaras Kelly unearths evidence that bloggers have human traits akin to humans. Indeed they might even be like journalists in that they embellish facts.
The Irish National pastime of feeling guilty is now spreading to Internet access. Never mind broadband, the majority of the Irish population still goes online using dialup and ISDN. Not only do most of us Irish have to experience the ear gashing sounds and sharp squeals of our modems to get us there, but once we get online we feel bad. The land of dialup always feels like a land you are not allowed to visit and youâ€™re constantly looking over your shoulder afraid youâ€™ll be caught. Why do we feel guilty?
How many times do those on dialup hear â€œstop tying up the phone lineâ€? or â€œget off the Internet I want to call my sister.â€? Or â€œmy phone bill, itâ€™s going to be 10 pages long thanks to you!â€? These are some of the problems for both those that use dialup and those that share a phoneline with a dialup Internet user. Then for those that ring while the person is on the net youâ€™ll get the engaged tone or get diverted to a â€œthe person you are calling isâ€? type voicemail.
The guilt trinity â€“ Money, danger, the unknown
The average Internet user in Ireland pays €36 a month for Internet access. Given that you can get broadband products cheaper than dialup these days it shows that dialup users are probably paying higher than the €36 average and we can bet that some could be getting bills for hundreds of euros. These days you get broadband for €20 a month whereas the same service provider charges €26.99 for 180 hours of dialup Internet. So why not switch to broadband? Unfortunately 1 in 4 people still cannot get broadband in Ireland.
Dialup is dangerous
Dialup is also dangerous, moreso than broadband. Why? Being always-on or online for extended periods of time means you can set your pc and applications to automatically update. Continually updating your operating system, your anti-virus files and other programs keeps you safer when online. Ever try downloading a Microsoft servicepack over dialup? Worse again over crappy slow dialup with frequent disconnects asis the norm for so many people in Ireland? What downloads in a breeze with broadband takes hours and costs a lot with dialup. The result of this is that many Irish computers are riddled with viruses and malware, slowing them down even further when they go online, attacking and infecting other computers and infecting people via email.
Down with that sort of thing
Unfortunately the Irish people who control the phone and phone bills have an almost luddite like attitude to new technology. Contrast this with the explosion of texting and mobile phone use when teens were given ready-to-go phones a few years back. When the older generation was taken out of the equation and teens could spend their pocket money and wages on topping up their phone credit, hundreds of thousands went mobile. With ISPs only accepting adults as subscribers and wanting bank account details and minimum contracts, are they excluding a great deal of people who want broadband, who actually have the disposable cash but just canâ€™t provide it in the strict manner the ISPs want? I would think so. The timed dialup and broadband products currently on offer make a half-arsed attempt at doing this but their structure is too messed up. They need to be in bands of hours much like pay as you go was instead of selling x amount of hours and then charging per minute after this. (Ideally Iâ€™d like to see flatrate) They need to be contract free and they need to be available to anyone and not just people with bank accounts.
The dialup plan of attack
With the guilt trinity in our minds, those on dialup have over time managed to come up with plans which would make an SAS commander proud. First is the synchronising of the watches and the preliminary mission time is chosen. Check. It must be after 6pm on weekdays or anytime during the weekends. Offpeak is cheaper. Check. You must then factor in the times when your phone will be called so that you donâ€™t miss the call from Nana Murphy and Aunty Sheila. Check.
The mission is executed. Your trigger finger is on the mouse. Two clicks and the dialup program runs. The modem screeches, alerting the general household of the Internet raid. Itâ€™s time to be fast. The â€œconnectedâ€? notice flashes. It tells your connection speed. GO GO GO GO you shout in that very british squaddie accent, you raid the Google, free the data from the pages, disconnect, GO GO GO. In and out in 60 seconds. Another successful run. You can breathe out now. Later that month thereâ€™s a squad meeting with Officer Mammy where the mission is examined and compared to intel data provided by PhoneCom.
Conservative Ireland isnâ€™t dead and gone
With our conservative attitude with going online with dialup, we have yet to fully embrace what being online is all about. This new frontier largely remains undiscovered by the Irish people. Even when we move over on to broadband we still have the lingering doubts and habits. â€œCareful thereâ€? says the brain, â€œshould you be having this much fun?â€? It takes another while to deprogram before we begin to enjoy the Internet. When we have to apologise for doing something then we are already setting the wrong precedent. We need to be encouraged to go online and we need to encourage others.
If the Government is serious about getting people online and building the knowledge economy then it needs to encourage rejoicing Internet use and not repenting for it. The Government needs to make dialup far far cheaper and make broadband available to everyone. It needs to show the positives of the Internet and combat the hype about the dangers of using the Internet. There shouldnâ€™t be a confession box construct for using the Internet.
The above video is Svefn-g-englar by Sigur Ros. The video starred the Perlan special-needs theatre group acting out a play about the elements. Bjork is a patron of the group I believe. Unfortunately the video is cut short at the end. One of my favourite Sigur Ros songs. My favourite video is below.
They played this before an Israeli movie at the Dublin Gay and Lesbian film festival a few years back and the crowd laughed afterwards. I thought it beautiful not funny. But there we go. To keep the moral objectors happy the director actually hired a girl to play one of the boys lest they be accused of corrupting kids/teenagers. People should perhaps stop obsessing about the sex and start concentrating about the love. But back to the band, I might just go to Oxyegen to see them play. Don’t give a monkeys about any other band there to be honest.
This is Untitled #1 from their ( ) album.
Nice quotes from John Breslin in the Sunday Times about social networks. The director of computer services at NUI Galway compared the Beebo craze to Hula hoops. The toys not the junk food. Next we’ll have mySpace compared to spinning tops. 🙂 I have a half written piece on Beebo and mySpace. Must finish it some time. Well done John.
Oh, can’t anybody see,
We’ve got a war to fight,
Never found our way,
Regardless of what they say.
How can it feel, this wrong,
From this moment,
How can it feel, this wrong.
Portishead – Roads.
Utterly fantastic. A song to be used in a modern classic movie. Just around the time someone is betrayed or loses love. Cue a driving scene with the camera view looking in on the person and the city being shown moving past via the glare on the window. After this scene comes the action-fueled revenge scene.
Spotted by Kevin Burton: Look at him in his Peoples Republic of Cork T-Shirt. Well done Tom! Be interesting to see the bandwidth spike as a result.