Who’s your nanny? In memory of Blogorrah – Lovelygirl pics courtesy of Speed Nanny

I got sent these today as part of a PR promo for a device called the speed nanny. Nothing like promoting child safety like having the name of the product displayed on a low cut top of a model while she straddles a fast car. Stick in a few kids wondering what the feck is going on and you have perfection.

Speed Nanny 1


Satellite positioning combined with intelligent software gives drivers critical safety information when they need it most; when approaching accident risk locations such as dangerous junctions, bends, schools and pedestrian risk zones as identified by the Irish Road Safety Authority.

But if I read this right, it’s a handy device for warning you where coppers normally operate speed traps:

Speed Nanny monitors your speed and location as you drive and provides an alert approaching dangerous bends or junctions, school or pedestrian zones or a Garda identified accident risk zone. Accident Risk Zones are the stretches of road where Gardai are particularly concerned that people do not speed. The objective of Speed Nanny is to assist drivers in reducing their risk of accident and of inadvertently getting penalty points on their licence.

Speed Nanny 2

Speed Nanny retails at €199 is available by calling 1850 930 304 or from www.speednanny.ie. The girl on your hood is extra. Oh that last sentence could be misinterpreted. I should change that.

Update: Via Nat the ledge:
Nat is a ledge, no fucking seriously, he is

Update: More from Green Ink:
Speed Nanny 3

And from Gamma Goblin:
Speed Nanny

10 Responses to “Who’s your nanny? In memory of Blogorrah – Lovelygirl pics courtesy of Speed Nanny”

  1. Tom Young says:

    Damien, smashing picture. Models name per chance? If I saw her on a footpath, bonnet I’d possibly stop my car get out and have a good look. I don’t drive though, so I’d possibly have whip lash from looking out the Dart window.

    “who’s yer nanny?”

  2. Damien says:

    Changed blog title to your suggestion Tom.

  3. Green Ink says:

    Wow, I got the same press release with different models.

  4. Andrew says:

    Do you think those kids won a colouring competition for this?

    (I love how the model is trying her best to be alluring without scratching the shite out of the CEO’s car with her heels.)

  5. 73man says:

    In true Blogorrah style: What. The. Fuck.

  6. Louie says:

    Hey great article.

    Do you think I could use it to post it on one of my website in the news section?

  7. katie-lilga says:

    oh ireland, ireland, ireland, what’ll we do with ye.

    lovely set of teeth on her though. 😛

  8. Gamma Goblin says:

    Alright so I’m a week late but I was doing stuff. I had an hour to kill last night so i did this: