A few questions for the guy/gal that wants to make love to a mac

Dear Sir/Madam/Computer Accessory,

You visited my site after searching for “How to fuck a mac”. I’m just wondering what type you mean?

      A computer?
      A raincoat?
      A BigMac?

Thank you for any help you can provide to me so I can make your searching experience more valuable.

8 Responses to “A few questions for the guy/gal that wants to make love to a mac”

  1. Rob says:

    Tsk, they obviously wanted to visit the site of an Apple-fetishist, like myself.

  2. EWI says:

    Thank you for any help you can provide to me so I can make your searching experience more valuable.

    The mind boggles.

  3. Tom Raftery says:

    Aw c’mon guys – you are soooooo IT focussed.

    It was a simple typo by a young virginal woman who wanted to know how to fuck a man

    Could happen a bishop *cough*

  4. Damien says:

    Hmmm. *rattles his sarcasm detector to see is it working*

    I still get visitors here looking for details on feederism

  5. Tom Raftery says:

    Why are comments moderated Damien? Surely you can turn that off?

  6. Damien says:

    A friend and fellow blogger *glares* sent me his anti-spam solution and apparently fuck is one of the naughty words that gets classed as spam so it sticks those comments with the naughty words into moderation. Same with the word fetish. Gay was being moderated too but I had to remove that since it is used here so much.

  7. Tom Raftery says:

    Ah! My mistake – it was obviously the language in my last comment which got it moderated – sorry ’bout that!

  8. barrydublin says:

    could have been the MAC of the scotsmen variety, if thats the case i might be willing to negotiate 🙂