Says Tom while in between shining his award and hanging up on journalists and groupies:
I wanted to use another term rather than suck (one which rhymes with suck) but I realise some people can be offended by profanity so I rowed back on the language.
Why am I annoyed? – Microsoftâ€™s insistence that you have to log into Hotmail every 30 days or they delete all your info.
You go Tiger Tom!