Comments on: SuperGorm – Chuck Norrising John Gormley?

By: 73man

73man — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 15:09:11 +0000

Twenty: yup. In one.

By: Bock the Robber

Bock the Robber — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 15:07:10 +0000

Chuck Norris has a John Gormley duvet.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:03:38 +0000

John Gormley is a spineless cunt.

John Gormley is so consumed with power he has set aside his morals.

John Gormley is happy to ignore Bertie’s misdeeds as long as he keeps his ministerial office and all the perks.

Am I doing this right?

By: Sharon .

Sharon . — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:09:29 +0000

John Gormley’s new logo is round . He got the idea from an old script he read about a ‘Planet’ called ‘Bertie’ .

I’ll show myself to the door…..

Sharon.

By: shane

shane — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:05:20 +0000

John Gormley eats muesli for breakfast because anything bigger disintegrates in terror.

When John Gormley goes home at night, he moderates all the forums on the Internet. For fun.

John Gormley doesn’t need his glasses. They’re for your protection, because nothing with an !Q of less than 150 can take his glare without bursting into tears of humiliation.

John Gormley let Al Gore have the Nobel Prize. Al Gore knows who’s boss.

The last journalist to make a pun on the similiarity between Gormley and ‘gormless’ will only thaw out when the icecaps melt.

John Gormley.

That last one just proves that John Gormley needs no verbs to do something cool.

John Gormley is Obama’s Offaly relative. Don’t try and figure it out – you need an IQ of John Gormley’s or higher, and there is nothing higher.

By: Keith

Keith — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:57:04 +0000

The road doesn’t need to move backwards for SuperRothar. It travels around in the back of SuperMinisterialCar until he’s just around the corner from the destination, when it makes its sudden leap into action.

By: Maman poulet

Maman poulet — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:55:33 +0000

Merci beaucoup mulley! Jaysus

By: Roy (irish taxi)

Roy (irish taxi) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:31:47 +0000

Have you tried typing “find chuck norris” into google then clicking I’m feeling lucky? ………….Funny shit happens

By: Daragh O Brien

Daragh O Brien — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:22:08 +0000

Logo looks like three slugs having a bit of an orgy. Slug-porn.

As for Gormely facts…

John Gormely doesn’t waste electricity boiling the kettle. He makes the water for his tea hot by channelling focussed psychic energy at his mug from his be-creased brow.

By: 73man

73man — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:16:33 +0000

I believe the new logo was inspired by big fish swallowing little fish, much like the way Gorm himself has been….