Comments on: Heath Ledger, Bacon numbers and Fred Phelps http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/ Invisible people have invisible rights Wed, 15 May 2013 16:09:26 +0100 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Dude love http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-577693 Dude love Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:50:10 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-577693 I’m a Perth guy, and I’m planning on getting my ENTIRE kick-boxing group and red-necks and aborigional gangs to be on the ready so when this cult (they are NO religion, they’re masquerading as a church) arrives to harrass heaths funeral, WE will step in and give those fuckers a beating….hell, maybe even kill them….They’re the #1 hated family on the planet and wont be missed….Hell! I’d rather listen to Bin Laden then fred the fag phelps. And I dont even like Laden. I'm a bit nervous because I've never concidered killing anyone before, but this cult is making me shake with inhuman rage! So I have every right to explain my actions. Phelps will NOT be returning to America....except in several small boxes. Contact ALL of your friends and family in the Perth area....I'll need some backup....and some sanitiser cream....I dont want yo go too long from touching them (even if its with my fists) But these dickwads will die....Australian style! I’m a Perth guy, and I’m planning on getting my ENTIRE kick-boxing group and red-necks and aborigional gangs to be on the ready so when this cult (they are NO religion, they’re masquerading as a church) arrives to harrass heaths funeral, WE will step in and give those fuckers a beating….hell, maybe even kill them….They’re the #1 hated family on the planet and wont be missed….Hell! I’d rather listen to Bin Laden then fred the fag phelps. And I dont even like Laden.

I’m a bit nervous because I’ve never concidered killing anyone before, but this cult is making me shake with inhuman rage! So I have every right to explain my actions. Phelps will NOT be returning to America….except in several small boxes.

Contact ALL of your friends and family in the Perth area….I’ll need some backup….and some sanitiser cream….I dont want yo go too long from touching them (even if its with my fists)

But these dickwads will die….Australian style!

]]> By: Bock the Robber http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-568764 Bock the Robber Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:14:12 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-568764 Oh well spotted, Twenty. There's no fooling you. Oh well spotted, Twenty. There’s no fooling you.

]]> By: Trinity http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-566646 Trinity Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:03:24 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-566646 Reminds me of this little parody on an old Bing Crosby song, by some Irish guy if I remember correctly... It's lonely up in Heaven (Fred Phelps).. There's no one there but Fred All the rest went straight to Hell As soon as they were dead Coretta Scott and Reagan Dear old Gerald Ford It may be hot where they wound up But at least they won't be bored The Boston Pops, Metallica The cast of Riverdance A singer name of Marvin Gaye (He never had a chance) There's Milton Berle, Flip Wilson And of course, they're dressed in drag But who'd have guessed Bill Clinton Was just a closet fag? And Hillary, a lesbian? As far as Fred can tell But any place that she shows up Is certain to be Hell Pope John Paul and Buck O'Neil Anne Frank and Princess Di All share a lake of brimstone With that Adolf Hitler guy Saddam is here, and Castro That's really no surprise But Billy Graham has a room reserved The minute that he dies Theresa of Calcutta's works Don't count for much down here To us she may have been a Saint, To Fred, another queer So I pray, Oh Lord, on Judgement Day May I escape their fate Please grant me opportunities To prove that I am straight! Reminds me of this little parody on an old Bing Crosby song, by some Irish guy if I remember correctly…

It’s lonely up in Heaven (Fred Phelps)..

There’s no one there but Fred
All the rest went straight to Hell
As soon as they were dead

Coretta Scott and Reagan
Dear old Gerald Ford
It may be hot where they wound up
But at least they won’t be bored

The Boston Pops, Metallica
The cast of Riverdance
A singer name of Marvin Gaye
(He never had a chance)

There’s Milton Berle, Flip Wilson
And of course, they’re dressed in drag
But who’d have guessed Bill Clinton
Was just a closet fag?

And Hillary, a lesbian?
As far as Fred can tell
But any place that she shows up
Is certain to be Hell

Pope John Paul and Buck O’Neil
Anne Frank and Princess Di
All share a lake of brimstone
With that Adolf Hitler guy

Saddam is here, and Castro
That’s really no surprise
But Billy Graham has a room reserved
The minute that he dies

Theresa of Calcutta’s works
Don’t count for much down here
To us she may have been a Saint,
To Fred, another queer

So I pray, Oh Lord, on Judgement Day
May I escape their fate
Please grant me opportunities
To prove that I am straight!

]]> By: Timmah http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-566528 Timmah Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:28:33 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-566528 Mother Theresea face looked like a scrotum..... thinking about mans parts makes Phelps confused...Protest! Mother Theresea face looked like a scrotum….. thinking about mans parts makes Phelps confused…Protest!

]]> By: Christina http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-565274 Christina Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:18:34 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-565274 I know: Microwave said to the Polish that he would like a French fancy so put on the Kettle, the Jumper got upset and left a puddle, I would say that was justifiable I know:
Microwave said to the
Polish that he would like a
French fancy so put on the
Kettle, the
Jumper got upset and left a
puddle, I would say that was
justifiable

]]> By: Twenty Major http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-565137 Twenty Major Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:55:28 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-565137 <i>Katy French. For the crack.</i> I think you'll find it was cocaine... Katy French. For the crack.

I think you’ll find it was cocaine…

]]> By: cw http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-565104 cw Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:35:13 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-565104 I regretted the "Roman" part as soon as I posted it. That said, you better get on to the Vatican and tell them that Jesus isn't Catholic. They've been using that fact as a key part of their appeal for a good two thousand years. I regretted the “Roman” part as soon as I posted it.

That said, you better get on to the Vatican and tell them that Jesus isn’t Catholic.

They’ve been using that fact as a key part of their appeal for a good two thousand years.

]]> By: Damien B http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-565083 Damien B Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:24:15 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-565083 <blockquote><b>cw:</b> Mother Theresa Pople John Paul II Katy French JFK Pavarotti Jesus All Roman Catholic. </blockquote> I'm fairly sure Jesus was Jewish. Phelps is most likely not fond of them either tho!

cw:
Mother Theresa
Pople John Paul II
Katy French
JFK
Pavarotti
Jesus

All Roman Catholic.

I’m fairly sure Jesus was Jewish. Phelps is most likely not fond of them either tho!

]]> By: Bock the Robber http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-565078 Bock the Robber Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:21:24 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-565078 Mother Teresa? Simple. For being a crook, a fraud, a friend of Baby Doc, and for ripping off thousands of American pensioners in the savings-and-loan scandal. Did I mention for being a crook? <i>Pople</i> John Paul II. You mean like a Pope-Pole? For those terrible gay slippers he wore when he was dead. Katy French. For the crack. JFK. For getting laid a lot more than your average non-President. Pavarotti. For the other two guys in dodgy suits. Jesus. For Christmas songs. Mother Teresa? Simple. For being a crook, a fraud, a friend of Baby Doc, and for ripping off thousands of American pensioners in the savings-and-loan scandal. Did I mention for being a crook?

Pople John Paul II. You mean like a Pope-Pole? For those terrible gay slippers he wore when he was dead.

Katy French. For the crack.

JFK. For getting laid a lot more than your average non-President.

Pavarotti. For the other two guys in dodgy suits.

Jesus. For Christmas songs.

]]> By: UnaRocks http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/comment-page-1/#comment-565009 UnaRocks Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:22:38 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/2008/01/24/heath-ledger-bacon-numbers-and-fred-phelps/#comment-565009 Fuck Phelps, the best way to treat nutjobs like him and co is just to laugh at them... and then lock them up for hate crimes. Fuck Phelps, the best way to treat nutjobs like him and co is just to laugh at them… and then lock them up for hate crimes.

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