The advertisement, which was taken out last week by Farrell Family Law Solicitors, invited those who had an unhappy family Christmas to contact them.
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Blogging is gay. As is social networking. Or rather LGBT people are more into blogging and social networks than their their heterosexual comrades.
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Ads can be fun:Tickle me Elmo on fire. I’m reminded of this quote from Terminator 2:
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“The Terminator wouldn’t stop, it would never leave him. It would never hurt him, or shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him, and it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers that came over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only thing that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.”