Comments on: How to use Google to get a girl and get laid http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/ Invisible people have invisible rights Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:55:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Damien Mulley http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-923207 Damien Mulley Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:37:07 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-923207 Nofollow is standard in comments for over 5 years now. Comments will do nothing for link building. Nofollow is standard in comments for over 5 years now. Comments will do nothing for link building.

]]> By: Q http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-923194 Q Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:52:42 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-923194 Ha, I laughed so hard, reading this. Thanks for the fun! It's interesting to note that, as one person commented, one does have to get one's site listed in the first place and this is something many people pay a fortune to achieve. I firmly suggest checking out link building blogs, one of which has shown me how to help get my site listed by google. Google looks for something called back-links, in order to rate a site and, put suimply, the more and better backlinks your site has, the higher up the search results your site will be. The easiest way to start to do this is by leaving links in the comments you make on other people's blogs. So, for instance, to get people to go to my company's website I might leave a link like.... <a href="http://www.tateoil.co.uk/services" rel="nofollow">heating oil Harrogate</a>, but you would use a link to your own page/blog/site and use relevant 'anchor text', the text behind the link. My anchor text being 'heating oil harrogate'. This is exactly what Damian has done with his johnnymccool.com link. The clearest set of instructions I've found is on this site <a href="http://mike.brisgeek.com/2006/08/30/simple-html-for-formatting-blogger-comments/" rel="nofollow">Mike Fitz's Blog</a> and I can firmly recommend it, afterall it has worked here, as you can see. Good luck building those sites and getting them listed guys. Q. Ha, I laughed so hard, reading this. Thanks for the fun!

It’s interesting to note that, as one person commented, one does have to get one’s site listed in the first place and this is something many people pay a fortune to achieve. I firmly suggest checking out link building blogs, one of which has shown me how to help get my site listed by google. Google looks for something called back-links, in order to rate a site and, put suimply, the more and better backlinks your site has, the higher up the search results your site will be.

The easiest way to start to do this is by leaving links in the comments you make on other people’s blogs. So, for instance, to get people to go to my company’s website I might leave a link like…. heating oil Harrogate, but you would use a link to your own page/blog/site and use relevant ‘anchor text’, the text behind the link. My anchor text being ‘heating oil harrogate’. This is exactly what Damian has done with his johnnymccool.com link. The clearest set of instructions I’ve found is on this site Mike Fitz’s Blog and I can firmly recommend it, afterall it has worked here, as you can see.

Good luck building those sites and getting them listed guys.

Q.

]]> By: Buzz http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-922913 Buzz Sat, 03 Jul 2010 16:48:15 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-922913 Just absolutely deadly – I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks! Thanks a million Damien. Next product review please! Just absolutely deadly – I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks!
Thanks a million Damien. Next product review please!

]]> By: mulley links to the wicklow way | Wicklow http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-914225 mulley links to the wicklow way | Wicklow Sat, 10 Jan 2009 14:46:06 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-914225 [...] offers a lot of blogging knowledge, tips and web marketing ideas including how to get a girlfriend using google! His tongue in cheek and sometimes rude approach is nicely refreshing in an otherwise [...] [...] offers a lot of blogging knowledge, tips and web marketing ideas including how to get a girlfriend using google! His tongue in cheek and sometimes rude approach is nicely refreshing in an otherwise [...]

]]> By: Darren http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-911265 Darren Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:13:55 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-911265 Just seeing this now (thanks to Green Ink for directing me to it). Absolute genius! Just seeing this now (thanks to Green Ink for directing me to it). Absolute genius!

]]> By: subzero27 http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-395432 subzero27 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:57:13 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-395432 I BOW TO THY MASTER........... I BOW TO THY MASTER………..

]]> By: Neomeme » Links for… a year ago http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-365939 Neomeme » Links for… a year ago Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:41:32 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-365939 [...] How to use Google to get a date Related Posts: Links Coming and GoingDoFollow AddedBest and Worst Predictions for 2006Linking the BlogosphereClick Here for Some Sex [...] [...] How to use Google to get a date Related Posts: Links Coming and GoingDoFollow AddedBest and Worst Predictions for 2006Linking the BlogosphereClick Here for Some Sex [...]

]]> By: Frits Straatsma | datewereld dating http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-292608 Frits Straatsma | datewereld dating Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:47:33 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-292608 Re Googles Orkut: lets hope google leaves some space for other datingsites if they are going to start their own. Re Googles Orkut: lets hope google leaves some space for other datingsites if they are going to start their own.

]]> By: Long Tailing It Forever And A Day :: SEO/SEM,search engine optimization,seo,search engine,Google,long tail,SEM,search marketing http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-263899 Long Tailing It Forever And A Day :: SEO/SEM,search engine optimization,seo,search engine,Google,long tail,SEM,search marketing Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:37:29 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-263899 [...] Maybe so, but do  have a look at this (utterly hilarious btw) blog post which is still garnering comments (and, by inference, traffic) almost a full year after it was initially published: “How to use Google to get a girl and get laidâ€? And chance are, it will continue to do so even after Google finally manages to get out of beta with about 90% of the stuff he’s writing about. [...] [...] Maybe so, but do  have a look at this (utterly hilarious btw) blog post which is still garnering comments (and, by inference, traffic) almost a full year after it was initially published: “How to use Google to get a girl and get laidâ€? And chance are, it will continue to do so even after Google finally manages to get out of beta with about 90% of the stuff he’s writing about. [...]

]]> By: Stevie B http://www.mulley.net/2006/07/23/how-to-use-google-to-get-a-girl-and-get-laid/comment-page-3/#comment-253684 Stevie B Wed, 23 May 2007 10:44:38 +0000 http://www.mulley.net/?p=1351#comment-253684 Found your blog while trawling through just about everyone else's! Think I got the final link from Donncha's <i>Holy Shmoly</i>. Good article! :) (P.S. Sorry for calling you a bastard on my site ;) ) Found your blog while trawling through just about everyone else’s! Think I got the final link from Donncha’s Holy Shmoly. Good article! :)

(P.S. Sorry for calling you a bastard on my site ;) )

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